a-creepy-weirdo-has:

lampliekwoah:

strange-is-a-compliment:

chaotiksakura:

1loganhenderwhore:

akvilius:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

And suddenly, doing the laundry became much more exciting.

This isn’t motivation, it just makes me want to dress up like a pirate and run around screaming “WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?”

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bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

On the outside you’re like:

But on the inside you’re like:

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thatfunnyblog:

i know what u are 

ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight

say it

a blogger

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(Source: thats-so-raven)